He stood there, cock hard and ready to go as Angela leaned back to Dale, snuggling up beside him.
“Ummm,” Scottie said.
Angela raised an eyebrow.
“Go give that to your sister,” she said with a wink, then turned to kiss her husband.
Naked and horny, Scottie left the room. Just before he left their threshold, he could barely catch Angela whispering to Dale.
“I told you so…”
After what they had just experienced, the living room felt lonely as Scottie entered. Hannah had rushed off to the bathroom leaving him to stand naked and alone. The room was quiet, but not nearly as cold as would be expected at this hour. Then again, his raging hard-on and heated blood that pumped through him might have something to do with it.
“Jeez, was that not enough for you?” Hannah said as she entered the room as naked as she left their parents. She had a tall glass of water, still half full.
“What?”
She pointed to his hard cock.
“Figured that would be down for at least a week after the pounding you gave Mom’s box up there.”
“Yeah, well…” he didn’t tell her what his mom had said when they left. It didn’t matter anyway. Pretty soon they would be back in their world.
“Did you get our clothes?” Hannah asked.
Scottie shook his head.
“Mom said she’d get them.”
“No worries, we can always surf to another channel and get new ones. Better hope OUR Mom and Dad aren’t back yet, or they will find us streaking through the house naked.”
Scottie agreed.
“Hey where did you toss the remote?” he asked.
Hannah pointed to the couch as she downed the rest of her water.
“I tossed it over there I think. Right after it tried to go up my butt…”
Scottie picked up the remote and flipped it over as Hannah continued.
“… Speaking of up the butt, did you really put your thumb in Porno-Mom’s Ass?” she said, laughing. “Holy shit. I bet you could put your dick in there too if you really pushed it.”
Scottie kept staring at the remote.
“Hey, Scottie. Everything okay there?” she asked as she set the glass down.
Scottie turned to her.
“Where… Where did you send us again?”
“Porno-Land. Remember?”
Scottie nodded.
“Uh-huh. I do.”
“Why? Is it broken?”
“… I don’t think so…”
“Then what’s wrong? You’re kinda weirding me out here.”
Scottie looked up at her and handed her the remote.
“I remember you selecting ADULT, and then taking us here. But now, it says we are back home. As in we are in OUR reality.”
“… No… that can’t be right.”
“I don’t get it either didn’t work the first time, or somehow, we came back,” Scottie said as he handed her the controller. The LCD read STANDARD.
“Scottie that’s not… oh fuck…” the blood drained from her face.
“What?” Scottie said, more than asked.
“The remote. I sat on the remote, remember? When you were going down on me after we got back, I sat on the remote and it must have sent us back.”
“Hannah! You butt-dialed us back home!”
“I didn’t mean to! You were the one who got so aggressive and I was… kinda into it.”
“Oh fuck!”
“What?”
Scottie looked at her.
“Hannah,” he whispered. “If we were already back, then we just had sex with our real parents… in our real reality…”