“If?” he asked
“If she signs the divorce papers and you sign over your house to me.”
I knew I had him over a barrel and I knew what the family home meant to him.
Damn I swear it was like watching an old cartoon the red rose up his face in a line.
He grumbled something.
“I’m sorry what that was,” I asked.
“Yes!” he almost screamed.
I put the divorce papers in front of her while my lawyer put the title transfer agreement in front of him.
They both signed.
“Thank you” I said “I am going to talk to the prosecutor now.” I left.
They dropped the trespass and breaking and entering and they even gave her time served and probation for the assault.
Now for the round up, I sold his house to his business rival. He was forced to sell most of his properties at a loss. They moved in to a condo in a less affluent part of town. Somehow the video of them screwing was put on the web and pictures were emailed to all their friends and family.
Now by the pre-nup I should have got the dog but I let her keep it, I even send her a hundred a month for maintenance for the dog. That wouldn’t even cover a quarter of one grooming the dog use to have.
They are getting by at a lower middle-class income with no maid, the horror of it all.
And the kicker came about a month later when I got a phone call at work.
“Frank, Sue is on the phone for you,” my secretary said.
With more than a bit of curiosity, I picked up the phone, “Yes Sue?”
“Frank, I’m pregnant,” she said.
OMG, I forgot that I did that with the pills.
“Oh Sue that is great,” I said with enthusiasm, “You will give birth to your own brother or sister.”
She broke down and I hung up.
I picked up the phone, “George we are going out to celebrate revenge and I will tell you the funniest bit that I forgot to tell you.”
The End
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