Alice’s excitement excited me. I knew she was excited for a few reasons; having her own phone, making her friends envious, and, most of all, having Ted call and talk dirty to her.
I called the phone company and ordered a pink touch tone princess phone for her bedroom. Local calls only. Installation was scheduled for 2p.m. Friday.
Why is it called a ‘Tricky Dick’ mask? Is it because his nose looks a little bit like a dick?”
“It’s a caricature of ex-president Richard Milhous Nixon. The nose is exaggerated. He was a liar, a crook, and an all-around asshole.”
“What exactly do you know about us?” Carol asked. “Tell us everything.”
“That y’all started the swinging thing about four years ago, and y’all quit swapping wives because Daddy would rather watch you ‘Do It’ with another man than ‘Do It’ to another woman.”
“Do it?” I asked. “Do what?”
“Fuck.” she said with a nervous giggle.
“What did Ted say to you when you answered the phone?” I asked. “Tell us exactly the way you’d tell your best friends.”
“I won’t tell.”
“Good. But, if you did tell them, wouldn you say, ‘Do It’ instead of ‘Fuck’?”
She giggled and shook her head.
“Tell us exactly what Ted said.”
“He said, ‘My God, Carol. You are the best (pause, giggle) Fuck… and the best Cock Sucker I’ve ever known. I’m stroking my hard cock, remembering how tight your pussy felt around it. It’s tighter than a teenager’s. And I’ve never had a woman deep-throat my cock the way you did. I can’t believe your husband turns you loose like he does, and lets you Fuck anybody you feel like Fucking. I think I’m going to really get off to watching him watch me Fuck you, then watch him eat my hot Cum out of your Cunt. And watch him French kiss you after I cum in your mouth.’ Alice recited. “Then he asked if Dad was home yet, and that’s when I told you that the call was for you.”
“Let’s fuck,” I said, taking Carol’s hand and pulling her toward the bedroom.
“Bob!?!”
“Come on, Carol. Alice isn’t stupid. She knows we’re not napping when we say we’re going to take a nap. I’m glad she knows all about us. I don’t have to lie to her anymore, and tell her that you’re working late at The Oasis, when you’re in a hotel or motel room sucking cock and getting your brains fucked out.”
Alice gasped, “You were getting fucked all those times!?!”
Carol actually blushed. “Not *All* of those times. Sometimes I really was working late.”
“Now, we can be honest,” I said. “You tell us everything that’s going on in your life, and we’ll tell you everything that’s going on in ours.”
“Uh…I don’t do much stuff,” Alice mumbled, blushing brightly.
“You’re fibbing, Alice. You know that I always know when you’re lying.”
“We’re not going to interfere with your fun and games,” I said. “I’m not going to try to scare off your boyfriends.”
“I don’t have Boy friends,” She said.
“Or your men friends,” I joked.
She was quiet for a moment before asking shyly, “Is it alright with you if I have a man friend?”
Carol and I looked at each other, surprised at this revelation. “Yes, Babe. But I need to know who he is. I’ll want to check them out before you go anywhere alone with them. I want to make certain you’re safe.”