Hello Friends,
Aaj mai apke liye ek kahani lekar aaya hun jo apko bahot pasand aayegi. Mera naam jeevan hai aur meri maa ka naam sulekha hai ! Meri maa ki umar lagbhag 38 saal hogi ! Uss wakt mai meri maa ke gaand ka bahot deewana tha aur ek baar to maa ke gaand ko touch karna chahata tha. Mai jab bhi mauka milta hai tab tab maa ke gaand ko saree ke upper se touch kar leta tha. Jyater sote samay hi touch kar leta tha aur kabhi kabhi maa rasoi mei khana banate wakt bhi maa ke piche jakar unke gaand ho halke se touch kar leta tha ! Shayad se maa ko gaand ka touch mehsoos hota tha per usne kabhi kuch bola nahi. Mere papa ek bade company mai job karte the aur job ke wajah se jyada ter bahar hi rahate the. Ek baar mai ne apne maa ko toilet mai peshaab aur tatti ( goo ) karte hui dekh raha tha toilet ke darwaaje ke neeche se ! to dostoo ky najara tha wo meri maa apne gaand se bahot matra mai tatti kar rahi thi. Usse wakt mai uske tatti ka deewana ban gaya tha aur uss wakt hi soch liya ki mujzhe mere maa ke gaand se nikli uhi tatti khani hai. Tabhi mai soch ne laga kuch tarika hoga jisse muzhe maa ki tatti khane ko mile. Tabhi mujzhe yaad aaya ki mera birthday 6 din baad aa raha hai. Tabhi mai ne ek plan bana liya aur birthday ke pahle ke din ka intezaar karne laga. Uss din raat ko maine maa ke sone ke baad bathroom me jaakar sandas ke bhande ko puri tarike se block kar diya. Fir mere birthday ke din. Maa uthne ke baad toilet mai gayi to dekha sandas pura block ho chuka hai. To maa bina toilet kiye nahane chali gayi. Subah 9 babe the. Tabhi mai mere room mai so raha tha aur maa aayi. Maa ne aaj bahot bhari lag rahi thi pink net ki saree mai. Maa ne mujzhe uthaya.
Maa – abhi uth jayo mere bacche. Jeevan
Mai – haa maa.
Aur mai uth gaya.
Maa ne kaha – Haapy Birthday Jeevan ! Mere Laal !
Mai – Thank u maa. I Love U.
Fir maa ne kaha :- bata beta tuzhe aaj ky gift chahiye birthday ka ?
Mai ne kaha – birthday gift ! Rehne do maa tum nahi de sakogi muzhe pata hai.
Maa :- aisa kya hai ? Tu bata to sahi.
Mai :- Rehne do maa chodd do !
Maa gussa hokar – ab bata de !
Mai – maa aaj muzhe apki tatti khila dena yahi birthday gift chahiye muzhe.
Maa be yah sunkar chonk gayi aur mere kaan per jordar tamasha jadd diya.
Aur maa – chhiii ! Tu pagal ho gaya hai ye kya bol raha hai tu. Nahi mai ye nahi kar sakti.
Mai – nahi ma muzhe aaj yahi birthday gift chahiye. ye nahi to muzhe aur kuch nahi chahiye. Apko kya pata maa mai aapki ki gaand aur usse nikalni wali tatti ka bahot deewana hun. kitni baar Maine aapko tatti karte dekha hun.
For thodi der shan’t ho gaya
Fir maa me kaha – to tumne hi sandas ko block kiya na ?
Mai : haa maa mai ne hi kiya hai kal raat ko. Maa muzhe pata hai ki aaj subah se aap tatti karne nahi gaye ho. To plz maa muzhe mera birthday gift de do na.
Maa :- ye sab thik ye to bata ab tuzhe tera birthday gift kab chahiye ? Abhi yaa baadme.
ye sunkar mai bahot khush ho gaya.
Mai :- abhi bhi chahiye aur baad mai bhi. Maa aaj ke baad aap kabhi toilet nahi jaayoge. Aaj ke baad bhi aap mere muh mai hi moot na aur tatti karna hai.
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