“oh shit I’m sorry, do they smell?” She asks with genuine concern. I actually start laughing out loud with genuine relief. Her concern seems to deepen a bit but at least she smiles “Wh-what?” she asks confused. I’m still laughing a bit so I decide to poke a little fun at her and lie.
“Oh yeah, they smell all right. You gotta warn a man before you just pull the dawgs out.” I say and laugh harder at her look of shock.
“Oh my gawd do they?” she says and immediately pulls her foot up to her face to smell it directly. Ignoring the fact that I feel my dick jump a small bit when she does that, I can’t help but be impressed with her flexibility. Her face turns to good-natured anger when she apparently disagrees. “You fuckin lier! No they don’t!” She says and immediately starts kicking me with both her feet. I continue laughing and at some point I actually pull off her other sock. I give it an actual sniff, and despite the fact that there is very little smell to speak of, I fake a gagging sound and throw her sock at her. She continues the kicking wrestling match “You are such a lier! They absolutely do not! I showered 15 minutes before I got here!” She declares. I do stop struggling for a moment with the intent of another witty comeback but I immediately forget what I was going to say when she roughly plops one of her feet right on my face. Covering my mouth and nose. I freeze my body and think. It’s at this moment that I am no longer questioning whether or not I am into feet. Her sole is pressed right on my mouth so that I am practically kissing it, and her toes have rested around my nose. Kim doesn’t seem to notice, she is glaring at me triumphantly. “tell the truth!” she says childishly. In the brief moment that I him trying to think of what to say she shifts herself so she can put both of her feet on my face holding it against the hammock. “tell it, or I swear im gunna shove my toes up your nose!” She continues with her adolescent antics. The comment is so off the wall and I still can’t think of anything to say that I do laugh slightly. I hear more then see the conviction lock onto her face. “I’ll stay like this! I don’t care!” she says off handedly. I feel myself shrug without thinking. I was really fine with that of course, but I didn’t want to be so obvious.
“I don’t mind at all” I say muffled and sarcastically. Purposely letting my lips brush against the bottoms of her feet as I do it. There is a small pause and then Kim pulls her feet off my face. I look over at her face, and her mouth is slightly open with a knowing smile. I also see her glance quickly at my crotch. I feel my face heating up again. She lowers her voice to barely more than a whisper, but her voice sounds knowing too.
“um, I was going to ask… do you, but I can definitely see it, so, I guess I’ll ask. Why, do you have a boner?” She asks simply. Now that I am thinking a little more clearly, I don’t exactly have to look to know that the straining happening around with zipper of my jeans would be very visible from her relatively close proximity. I opened my mouth more than once to start an excuse but nothing comes to mind and I can feel that my face is still very red. Kim however seems to have decided to be patient. She has closed her mouth and is looking at me expectantly. I do notice that she still has the ghost of a smile on her face. Finally I decide on a simplified version of the truth.