“On TV, a long time ago.”
“Well there is this line, which compares shaking hands with fucking.” I looked confused. “My point is . . . well how would you feel about shaking hands with . . u h . . Angelina Jolie? I only mean just shaking hands?”
“Yeah, that would be really cool!”
“Yes, and she’s a hot sexy babe, as well as a big star. Have you ever shaken hands with the minister after church?”
“Yeah, I’ve shaken Pastor Rogers’ hand on Sundays.”
“Okay, compare the two.”
“I’d rather shake Angelina Jolie’s.”
“Now, the pastor has a nice firm handshake, it’s not bad, but not nearly as exciting or as a sexy star right?”
“Absolutely!”
“So, okay, I’d . . I’d rather shake hands with Angelina Jolie myself, and I’ve heard rumors that she might have sometime earlier. . ‘shaken hands‘ with some gals herself. Now I’m talking in the symbolism of ‘The Graduate’. It’s not that your ‘handshake’ upstairs was in anyway unsatisfactory; just that my druthers, if you will, are much more excited by the ladies that I am intimate with. Now, of course, I’m committed to being Danni’s partner.”
“I think I see what you mean. But what did you mean about my getting to fuck mom Danni? And are we, me and you, ever going to . .”
“Fuck again, you and me? Well, we’ll see. But first you want to conquer Danni, right?”
“Uh . . Yeah!”
“Okay, then as I said, we can do each other a favor.” She looked at my face and added, “Yes, you did me a favor, but that was a different sort of . . . well, kind of a mutual benefit. You want to get into Danni’s panties and I can help; but I’d like you to help me get into Susie’s knickers!”
Shannon had to pound my back as the beer I had just swallowed went down the wrong way. “You want to . . you want me to help you seduce Susan?”
“If you manage, I’ll get you into bed with your mom, Danni.”
“Uh . . can you help me get Susie into bed, after you get to make her? Wait! What would Danni say about you and Susie? I guess you are going to keep that a secret, like you are keeping us a secret. Right?”
“It’s too complicated to explain right now, but some secrets are temporary and some are long term; but trust me, nothing in this family stays secret forever. Do we have a deal on Danni for you, Susie for me? – Susie for you, I don’t know if I could help with. Let’s stick to sticking it to one mother at a time Okay? Deal?”
I saw mom Danni through the garage door about to come into the kitchen and nodded my head vigorously. I took up my bottle, Shannon clinked hers to mine to seal the pact, and we both knocked back and had a long sip as Danni entered and called out, “Hi you two, what ya been up to?”
“Just talking about some old movies, replied Shannon. I rose, kissed Danni on the lips chastely and smooched Shannon on the cheek and went to my room. Talk about wild thoughts, I had a bunch from reviewing the events of the day, and educational evening, and thinking about the future. When I slept, I dreamed of all three moms as being my harem, but all I was allowed to do by Rev. Rogers was shake hands with them. Yet, Angelina Jolie was making out with all three! At least I got to watch that scene. In the morning I jerked off thinking of Danni. I wondered what Shannon could do to get us together, and how the hell was I going to facilitate Shannon getting her licks in with Susie?!