But it was not to be, because while Shannon was lesbian and Danni was bi, Susan was obviously hetero. But now, many years had gone past, and Shannon thought that perhaps . . . Susie might miss cunnilingus, as much as Danni had back in the day that she and Shannon had their first flirt and fling with one another. With the seduction of myself, (inadvertent though it had been, and not so bad in bed) well, was there an Angelina in the wings, in the house up the block, that just might be willing to ‘shake hands’ with the other side? Try-out what she was missing, that Danni had discovered as delightful? “Mmm?” went Shannon, “Maybe? What do you think, Pete? If you could get the message to Susie, maybe she might figure that a little action on the other side of the street could be fun. You think? In any case, I want you to try.” So Shannon put it to me after the long history lesson of my parents switching partners, switching sides, and swinging ways. Danni both ways.
It was Danni now, which had captured my focus and interest as my next mom to make love to. “How are you going to get Danni to commit incest with her own son? That’s a bit of a ways off from just a casual fling with a male who’s got a real live ding-a-ling.”
“I have my ways with her, it just takes some . . imagination, if you will. Trust me; I’ll get you with her, if you can hook me up with Susie. But to quote another old movie, ‘These things must be done delicately!’ heh – heh – heeah.” Shannon imitated the voice of Margaret Hamilton, one of the green Wicked Witch of the West when she was scheming in ‘The Wizard of Oz’. “So look for an opportunity to drop a broad hint about the delectable delight of a feminine tongue on a neglected cunt. I don’t think you want her to get the impression that you could . . fill in the oral ministrations that your father is inattentive to. That might get you her, but it wouldn’t get you Danni, get me? I’ll have a better idea how you can bag mom three after I get her into my sack, So does that give you something to go on for our joint mission to make mom and momma?
“Yeah, that’s a start.” Quite an interesting insight to the love lives of my three moms too!
Two days later I happened on Susie out in her garden, she had some tomatoes she was harvesting. I helped her do a little weeding before I made an off-the-cuff remark about watching out for horseflies. That led to a bowdlerized version of my administering to Shannon’s bite. Susie mused that Danni’s mate was mighty attractive. ‘Don’t you agree?’ she asked. I realized that this could be just the opening I needed to broach the ‘delicate’ subject I wanted to discuss with her somehow. I replied that, in fact, Shannon had recently remarked, in my overhearing, something similar about Susan. Susie held up a red globe and asked in a Mae West bawdy tone, “Does she think I’m ripe for the picking?”
I did my Groucho Marx and wiggled my eyebrows, “I don’t know, I’ll have to ketchup to her and see!”
Mae/Sue said, “Well, get the two of us toe-mate-tahs together and we’ll see who’s the saucier!”